Jesse
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Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.
Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.
Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.
And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.
“but without the profit motive people won’t work”
If this is you:
Dinosaur Anti-Capitalism
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happy 4th of july
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this is a good message but why is this being said via jimmy neutron screencap
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cannot fucking BELIEVE what jerma gets at mcdonalds. how is this man alive
the Jerma985 McDonald’s Meal:
- McChicken (2x) - Extra Mayo
- 10 pc McNugget w/ Sweet and Sour Sauce
- McDouble
- Large Powerade
- #1 Meal - No Pickles
- Apple Pie
I’m going to mcdonals and asking for the new jerma promo meal
Don’t do this.
I have no clue who Jerma is, and august sixth is long past. but just in general, Don’t do this. mcdonalds employees don’t get paid enough for bullshit like this. Just order food that’s actually on the menu and try to act like a regular person.im walking into the nearest mcdonalds right now and not leaving the store until i get my McJerma Meal
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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
its fine
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listen this is the fucking funniest garfield strip. you just can’t top this one i’m sorry
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NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
I will pay $100 if you let me interact
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